Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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