Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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