You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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