Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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