hotel room ftw
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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