I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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