Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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