would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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