My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Randomize
