Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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