All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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