Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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