do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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