I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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