i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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