Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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