...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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