Kiss
Puke
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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