he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just high enough for therapy.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
