i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
