Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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