yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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