the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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