Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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