Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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