They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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