oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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