He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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