People in love make me want to vomit
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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