Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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