She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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