It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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