she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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