So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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