It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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