I need help removing her.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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