But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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