The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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