who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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