Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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