I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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