wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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