we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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