So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You smell like stripper and shame
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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