I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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