some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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