Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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