Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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