He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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