By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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